Ready for an erotic vacation?
“I have the perfect vacation for us!” Sara said as she burst into my front door before we took a (cold!) ride over Mount Tam.
“Oh really? The last ‘perfect’ vacation you had for us I was left alone for pretty much the whole weekend while you had crazy sex all over Austin with that hottie you met the night we arrived. Remember?” 
“Oh, Kat — he was so cute, and you know I was desperate for sex back then. It had been, like, months!”
“Whatever.”
“OK, OK. This won’t be like that, I promise.”
“So, what do you have in mind?”
“Hedonism II.”
“The erotic resort? You’re kidding me!”
“No, it will be awesome. People interested in sensual things. All sorts of sexy activities. Decadence and debauchery. Naked people — think!”
I was thinking. And my thought was, no way! I’m hardly a prude but it’s just that erotic destination getaways seem so, I don’t know — calculated. Showing up at a music club in Austin, spontaneously meeting someone cute and having fantastic sex for the weekend seems so much better. If you can swing it, that is.
But maybe you can’t. Maybe Sara was just lucky that time. Maybe it isn’t all that easy to meet someone for fun (unless you’re going to go on Craiglist’s “casual encounters” once you get to town). Maybe it’s better to vacation at a place that’s custom-made to find you a lover — or at least the potential for one — for a few days if that’s where your head is at. (Although I have to imagine that there have to be some less-than-satisfied customers at exotic hot spots; since you’re still you wherever you go, if you have a hard time attracting people in your everyday life, you may not have much luck at an adults-only resort, either!)
Back in the ’80s, Club Med was the “it” place if you were a swinging single. Since the late ’90s, it’s become into a family destination. Makes sense; if you were a swinging single back in the ’80s, you most likely have been towing a few kids by now. Of course, that’s exactly when you may need an erotic vacation!
I can’t say adults-only resorts are good or bad because I’ve never been. And, I’m never going to go; I can’t see Sean and me packing up for four-days-three-nights at some place where the pressure is on to be romantic. What if we just want to sleep?
A former boyfriend once booked us a room at a hotel with a round bed and mirrors on the ceiling — I burst out laughing when we walked in the room. (You’ll notice I said “former” boyfriend …)
But, if you’re single and looking to score — or at least have some sensual fun — is an adults-only resort a good idea?
- Would you ever go to an adults-only resort?
- Why or why not?
- Have you ever been to an adults-only resort?
- As a single or a couple?
- And … ????
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Is a threesome one person too many?
It was pure coincidence that Sean and I ran into Sara and Todd, her OKcupid date, in line to for the movies. After, we went out for drinks and we got to know him better.
I liked him. He, evidently, liked me, too.
“So, Todd thinks you’re pretty hot,” Sara told me on the phone yesterday.
“He’s cute, Sara. Don’t mess this one up!”
“Ha! Believe me; I’m trying not to! He said he thought it would pretty cool having a threesome with you.”
“A threesome? That’s funny — doesn’t he know I’ve already seen you naked?”
“Whatever, but I’m serious. I mean, I think he’s serious.” 
“Really? Now that would be weird. I don’t think I could ever look at you the same way again, Sara. Plus there’s the matter of Sean.”
“He could watch.”
“True. But …”
“Don’t worry — I don’t want to sleep with you, either. If any third person’s hopping into my bed, it will be someone who looks like Johnny Depp and has the stamina of Tiger Woods.”
I’d have to agree.
Most guys love the idea of a threesome. If one hot, naked babe in your bed sounds good, doesn’t two hot, naked babes sound even better? About every guy I’ve ever know has either mentioned a threesome as a fantasy or has done it, sometimes more than once.
Obviously some women are into threesomes, too, although I have no idea how many prefer two babes and a guy or two guys and their naked self. Not that I have any problem with women’s bodies — I think they can be beautiful (as long as they’re not Botoxed and fake boobed, or fat). I’d just rather have another man and his package attending to my, uh, needs.
But for every happy threesome I’ve heard about, there’s been at least one unhappy one — the guy was more into babe No. 2, neither gal was into each other, both gals were too into each other, etc. — and a relationship that thought it was hedonistically open-minded became a very frail version of itself.
Which begs the question — is a ménage-a-trois better as a fantasy than as a reality? Is it worth the risk?
I think it’s nice to know that having a threesome an option, same like like retiring early, traveling around the world for a year and then settling in Tahiti.
What about you?
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Sending naked pics on your cell phone?
Sara, Mia and I were enjoying post-hike lattes at Cibo when Mia checked to see what had beeped on her phone.
“Oh for goodness sake!”
“What?” Sara and I asked simultaneously.
“Look for yourselves,” she said as she held up her iPhone. 
It was a photo of an erection. Covered by cotton undies, but undeniably a hard-on. A nice hard-on, BTW.
“Ha!” Sara laughed. “You’ve just been Weinered!”
“Whose is it?” I asked.
“It’s that guy I’m flirting with on OKCupid.”
“You should stop flirting and go out with him ASAP, girlfriend; you need to see that bad boy in person, know what I mean?” I said.
“That’s disgusting,” Sara said. “What is he doing sending you a picture of his junk when you haven’t even gone out yet?”
Good question; advertising?
We’ve been taking nudie shots of ourselves and our lovers from the first time we had the technology to take pictures, so it’s not surprising that people are sending nude pics on their cellphones.
It’s just a lot more dicey now because it can end up being seen by someone other than the intended recipient — or thousands of someones — if you’re not careful.
Who knows if newly married New York Democrat Congressman Anthony Weiner meant to send a photo of his undie-hidden erection to a journalism student or his wife (or someone else?) on Twitter. Regardless if his Twitter was hacked — as he claims — or not, he certainly wouldn’t be the first guy to send a pic of his junk to an unsuspecting woman. And there are just as many gals sending nudie shots of themselves.
Which makes me wonder — why?
- Is it a turn on if someone you’re dating sextexts you a “naughty” pic?
- Is it a turn on if it’s from someone you haven’t started to date yet?
- Have you ever sent/received naked pic?
Dish!
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